Make that toosie roll. - by Danu

Halloween fell on a Wednesday this year and like a lot of other couples all over the world, I had the age-old debate of whether I should go out that night without my boyfriend (who, unlike me, had to be at work early the next morning) or not to go out. You know what I say to that? Sure, go out… but be careful!

The nice thing about going out with your significant other is that you can look out for each other and, maybe, even have a safe ride home. Well, that night I had neither of those things. I did, though, know where the party was. And there’s nothing this girl loves more than a house party with good music.

Now, I have heard urban myths about people putting razor blades in apples; but, frankly, that really just seems very unlikely.

Plus, all it would do is slice your mouth open. That kind of thing heals. Poison, on the other hand, seems much scarier.

The only candy at this party was Tootsie Rolls (which are lower in fat than other chocolate candies) located in the original bag inside the freezer. So, I ate two. Two Tootsie Rolls that I came to find out had been tampered with- not with poison, exactly, but with hallucinogens.

Like the jingle says…”Whatever it is I think I see…becomes a Tootsie Roll to me.”

At least there weren’t babies inside!

Moral of the story? Get to know your host. Ask questions. Don’t eat things that can be unwrapped and re-wrapped with no indication of such. Some urban myths are based in truth. And go out and go home WITH your boyfriend.

On another note, I came across this- which cannot be real but is nonetheless sickly amusing.

I hope you all had a fun and safe Halloween.
Stay tuned for my next adventure!

Always,
Danu