Even Hitler had a girlfriend - by Danu

There’s a song called “Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend” by a group called “Mr. T Experience.” I find both names to be pretty humorous. The thing about humor, though, is it is funnier when “it” is true. The fact is, Hitler did have a girlfriend.

       Hitler’s girlfriend was pretty cute.

It just goes to show, no matter what a despicable (or mullet-laden) human being you are, there is someone out there for everybody.

Young Love

This all brings me to today’s headline:

Texas man calls 911, says he’s eating girlfriend

Now, I am sure it comes as no surprise that if something like this were to happen, it would happen in Texas. I couldn’t help but read more. The girlfriend was a very pretty, 21-year-old Anglo woman. The “man” that ate her was this guy:

Dreamboat!

I wasn’t exactly shocked by the news story. What I was shocked by was that the guy was black. Most of the black guys I know won’t even eat out their girlfriend, let alone eat them!

I know, that was in poor taste.

 Speaking of poor taste…

Sooo asking for it.

I must add- that couple is from Texas, too.

This all should make all of you single people out there feel pretty good about yourselves right about now.

Seriously.